Thursday, August 5, 2010

Exhausting

No theme day now, just Crank: High Voltage. Jason Statham gives his all again as Chev Chelios, who has survived the fall at the end of the first movie and gets in trouble immediately: Chinese gangsters steal his heart. Cue delirious action with hardly a pause until the credits. Also appearing are Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam, David Carradine, Corey Haim(!), Geri Halliwell(!!), and a bunch of real-life pornstars who are on strike ("No pay, no lay"). Every ethnicity is mocked mercilessly and nasty stereotypes abound.

It's like Grand Theft Auto on, uh, crank.

This is not a bad thing at all.

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